Motion to Make Motions
Bennett, the one man hung jury, pandered his fiance and her friends to our Whynatte party last Saturday night, narrowly avoiding the statue of limitations requiring an arrival prior to midnight. I was a little concerned that having three attorneys at the party would be cause for a de facto latte injunction, but these girls were not at the party to depose nor filibuster. They were there to have a good time, and there wasn’t a hostile witness among them.
While I was busy managing the nolo contendere of people that had gathered at the bar ordering drinks, the triple counsel took matters into their own hands and sequestered a round of Whynattes. Once they had their Whynattes, they made an immediate motion for consumption, and took their Whynattes down in nothing short of an expeditious manner.
I realize that everything I’ve said in this post is based purely upon circumstantial evidence. Does this photo help corroborate my story?
