WHYNATTE

Welcome to Shirt City. Population 4 different shirts. We did not skimp on the quality of these shirts…they are soft as a baby’s bottom, and have a vintage feel like dad’s old raquetball shirt. No joke, I’m sporting one right now.
Below is what we’re taking orders on between now and this Sunday. [...]

Writes Tom from San Diego, “This is a picture of me, Bret, a random blonde, and a random guy. We are at a bar called Moondoggies and it is a school night.”.
Well done, Tom and Bret. Not only did you get after a few whynattes with random people at the bar, [...]

So I just received this video from Andy, en route to Washington DC. Apparently he’s trying to pull off a whynatte on the flight from Atlanta to DC. This is going down as I write this, so I’m not really sure if Andy’s on a plane, or at the precint. Taking brown [...]

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

As part of our effort to make good on our promises, Andrew and I went shopping for an espresso machine yesterday. If you check out the section up above labeled “Send Pics”, you’ll notice that we are running a contest where the best picture through the end of September will win an espresso machine. [...]

Step 1: Get the Coffee/Latte

Step 2: Move head extremely fast while serving the whynatte

Step 3: Drink whynatte one hour before going to church with family (apparently he really was going to church with both girlfriend and family in an hour)

Step 4: Smile! It’s time for prayer!

In response to popular demand, whynatte.com has added a hall of fame to our roster. We were losing too many gems to the coal mine, and this is our way of temporarily freezing brilliance in time.
Once the merchandise actually arrives (orders are in, vendors are like 2-toed slothes), we are going to [...]

These two scorchers make the whynatte look like afternoon tea.

Megan, always the competitive one, checking out the progress Jules is making on her whynatte.

Yes, happiness is a side effect of the whynatte.

Here we have Jerry and Erin. While they had not met before, the power of the whynatte quickly joined them together as friends. After drinking her first whynatte, Erin exclaimed, “that drink is true heaven”. Jerry bartends at Park Bench in Buckhead, and encourages anyone and everyone to stop by with a fresh latte. Erin [...]

Here we have some fine shots of Heather and Tracy @ Apres Diem. On first thought, these two beautiful gals were very suspicious of the whynatte. I mean, who wouldn’t be? They’re bartenders, and they’ve seen it all. However, after giving the whynatte a go, they were so impressed that they’re going to be batting [...]

Girls, please email with your names so that I can post them for the world to see. jesse@whynatte.com
UPDATE: I just received this email from a girl named Heather, apparently one of the lasses in the photo: “From left to right - Roya, Julie, & Heather. We had just been to a rodeo. Yeehaw! Julia convinced [...]

This is truly an unbelievable video. Submitted by a chap named Clark, with his smoking girlfriend Diana on the camera. I don’t know about you, but watching this video makes me want to strap on my finest gaberdines and head out for a whynatte. Thank you Clark and Diana.

We received an email from Meryl, who took some pictures of her brother Jake putting the wood to a whynatte. From what we hear, Meryl’s entire family wakes up to a morning whynatte every Saturday. Keep up the good work!
Here is what Meryl had to say about the affair:
“here are some more whynatte photos at [...]

This morning I received an email from a fellow by the name of Matthew. Akin to a haj to Mecca, Matthew and his friend Jack took a mission to Germany, with whynatte on their mind. Matthew submitted some pictures of him and his friend Jack drinking whynattes in Germany, and had the following to say [...]

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Thanks,
Jesse, Andy, Wyatt, [...]