WHYNATTE

His Whynatte form is like Nadia Comaneci in the ‘76 Olympics: Perfect.
Don’t give us your coy face…

Josh working out his whynatte like a Jane Fonda excercise tape.

The post-whynatte glow. Time for a shower and a cigarette.

There is a little tale that accompanies the photo that you are about to see. 3 years ago, the whynatte was invented. Night time fell on Santa Cruz, CA, and we hit the bars of this little town to see if we could stir up the proverbial hornet’s nest. It was vacation [...]

WHYNATTE IN THE NEWS!!!!!
LOOK AT THIS: Creative Loafing Article On Whynatte
Hitting the newstands today is Creative Loafing’s annual “Best Of” edition, featuring an article by Tony Ware, about none other than WHYNATTE! Go pick up a copy of the loaf, cut out the article, and put it into your scrap book next to that photo [...]

If sex sells, I’m going to be a millionaire.
From left to right: Katie, Gina, Lisa, Kathy and Leia. Do these girls looking like they’re having a bad time? Looks like Christmas came early in Santa Cruz, and Santa was packing a full clutch of whynattes.

“So let me get this straight, you want me to drop [...]

So you thought that USC was known for Reggie Bush. Wrong. It’s actually known for Michael Walbert, as seen in the lovely photo montage below. Looks like the arts and crafts classes at USC are world class. Mike, in our eyes, you are world class. Could this photo win Mike [...]

We weren’t pulling on your lariat when we announced that the best photo submission through the end of September would win an espresso machine.
You may also remember that we’re hoping to give away a live baby aardvark as well. Well, we are still hoping to give away said aardvark, but so far nobody here at [...]

…Sorry, no joking around here. If you have ever wanted to see authentic German girls drinking a whynatte, I’m about to fulfill your desire. If you have ever wanted to see a completely out of focus photo of authentic German girls drinking a whynatte, this desire will be fulfilled as well.
Below are some photos sent [...]

The whynatte inbox has been getting a lot of wonderful emails from drunks and bar people. The emails of hot girls getting naked haven’t started pouring in yet, but we’re still holding out hope.
I’m going to start posting a few of the emails. The following is from a chap named Baz. Next [...]

If Gay still means happy, then Andy and I were Siegfried and Roy this past weekend at The Warren. It was probably one of the gayest experiences I’ve had in recent memory. The Whynatte played the part of the tiger and was tamed by all that took on the hot beast.
We were joined by [...]

Looks like it’s harvest time in Minnesota. I have a feeling that this crowd isn’t harvesting soy beans, but I’ll leave that up to your imagination.
You know what though, why natte wear a tiara while pouding a whynatte? I can’t think of a good reason not to. Let the whynatte bring out your inner [...]

Who wears short shorts? No, not your dad playing raquetball.
Check out the random photos that were sent to the whynatte email. No name, just 2 photos that appeared in the inbox.? I don’t really know what’s going on here, but I like it.? There is absolutely nothing I can write that will do [...]

The following email came through last night:
Writes Patrice, “So my friend and I met a guy last night who introduced us to the whynatte. We were definitely skeptical at first, but being the coffee lover that I am (and in need of an energy boost) I was open to trying it. By the end of [...]

With photos like these, I don’t care what village you’re in. They’re fantastic.
Writes Kate, “All of us are interior designers, except for Jeff, who got his MBA at Columbia this past spring & works for a magazine publisher and Russell who works at an art gallery. Christi works for the interior design [...]

L’ Shanah Tovah, and happy Rosh Hashanah.. As we ring in the Jewish New Years, it’s only fitting that we take a hard look at the things that we love about Whynatte. We take these good things into the coming year, and resolve to improve upon the foundation that’s been built. Day after day. Year [...]

Jen doesn’t mind sharing her “whynatte” with two gentleman. Who are the players tonight? On the right is Jen’s boyfriend Bennett (5 star chef at the Ritz Carlton, also a whynatte connoisseur). In the middle of this whynatte sandwich is none other than John. John has never been known to turn down a 3-way whynatte.

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