WHYNATTE

And my latte is better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

La la-la la la…The boys are waiting.

Speaking of getting charged up, Andrew shows the kids at home how to do 3 Whynatte’s in a row.

Andrew’s tolerance for caffeine is like your love for string cheese back in 5th grade: Absurd.

He’s not [...]

Kacie, El Bar’s bartender, serves up one of the finest Whynatte’s this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
You can’t teach concentration like this. Either you have it, or you don’t. Kacie makes the Dali Lama look scatter-brained.

Service with a smile. Kacie is actually hotter than the Whynatte. Imagine that.

If you don’t do it for us, at least consider doing it for your boy Borat.

Now I want you to say that 5 times fast.
The photo below, titled “Low Rez…High Style”, is of a fellow by the name of Jason Tesauro. Not only is Jason the author of 2 books that you should purchase and read, The Modern Gentleman and The Modern Lover, but he is also [...]

It was a cold and stormy night in New York City this past Saturday night. The wind was howling like a hyena at full moon, and the whynattes were holding down the fort at Kate’s NYC apartment. Not even a shawl made from the finest yak hair was going to keep you warm [...]

Good gracious was there ever some latte shakin goin on last night at El Bar. Seriously, I haven’t seen moves like that since Kevin Bacon’s anger dance in Footloose. Speaking of moves, look how the president himself put the wood to the rest of these guys in this whynatte exhibition. [...]

And our good friends Bonnie and Kim were there.

And they modeled the newly available Whynatte hats.

Need we say more? Okay, we’ll say more.
5 liters of coffee contains enough caffeine to keep 20 healthy adults awake for 40 days and 40 nights. It’s also enough coffee to make unlimited Whynattes for 5 people hanging out at the house.
Hang onto your britches, the Whynatte has officially invaded Memphis. Notice how the [...]

Apparently Clark was being a little sour puss the evening that these photos were taken. He was traveling by jetplane all day, he had a long day at the office, his urethra was sore, and his general mood was one of laziness.
Enter Maia, and her mission to sample her first Whynatte. Word on the street [...]

Now that I got me some Seagram’s gin, everybody got their Whynattes but they ain’t chipped in…
No, it’s not Snoop D-o-double-G. It’s M-a-double-T, Matt. Obviously, from the pictures below, we can see how you could possibly get the two playboys confused.
The server room at work has never been so much fun.

Erica, [...]

Why the hell natte? Manny’s is not only home to the finest cuts of meat in Minneapolis, it’s also home to the most highbrow Whynatte done so far.
Of Manny’s Steakhouse, Citysearch says, “Besides a notable wine list offering bottles in the thousands of dollars, the martinis mixed here could be the best in the [...]

3 of our favorite Whynatte girls, pulling off the Whynatte “Zebra”…Black, White, Black. Rock on girls. Rock on Zebra.

Although I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean, I do know that we painted the town the color of Latte this past Thursday @ El Bar.
“I’m not only the Whynatte president, I’m also a client”.

Chris, the chap in the blue shirt, is a brewmaster at one of Colorado’s [...]

Things got a little loco at El Bar this past Thursday. We put Will and Grace on the TIVO, and hit up El Bar for the weekly Underground Hip Hop/Whynatte night. As you can see, things are not all fun and lattes here at Whynatte.com.
Many thanks to Clovis at Javaology for preparing a tub of [...]

Desperate times call for desperate Whynattes. The Whynatte that was consumed in this video is only one short step away from dropping a shot of NyQuil into a glass of Seltzer water…
Writes Matt, “A couple of weekends ago, my friend Abe got married in one of the few unexplored, uninhabited frontiers left in this great [...]