WHYNATTE

Put it like this, I get a call on the latte hotline, it’s Katie, and she tells me that she’s driving up the coast to Northern Cali, with the gas mashed to the tune of 85mph. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard is blasting in the background, and riding shotgun is a shitload [...]

Large Head On Top Of Latte:

Honorable mention goes out to the Kenworthy family, who celebrated their Thanksgiving with a round of Whynattes.
Monica Kenworthy brewed up a batch of the old family Whynatte recipe, handed down through the generations by the family patriarch, Jebediah Kenworthy. As the story goes, Jebediah enscribed the first Whynatte recipe on a cape made of gnu [...]

Safe to say, receiving the following photos essentially put the kabosh on my hopes of getting anything accomplished at work today.
Now all I can think of is traveling to a distant island with the hotness pictured below, where we ride unicorns with silk saddles, and eat the delicious cookies made by nubile elves that live [...]

Baby Meg is the winner of this weeks free t-shirt giveaway…You gotta hand it to the kid, she really strapped one on for the contest. Meg wins the shirt of her choice. However, since she can’t talk, nor write, she will receive nothing. Har Har Har…just kidding.
Sam, as you are the owner [...]

Andy’s Famous Recipe For Disaster:
20 Whynattes
20 Drunks
1 Bar
To prepare, take 20 drunks, add them to 1 bar, and feed them 20 Whynattes. Mix all ingredients together, marinade for 4 hours, and then send entire mix out onto the streets of Atlanta.
Jules and Shira preparing the troops for battle.

Cooper, Mike, Yours Truly, [...]

Kim and another Bartender. These two are just flat out Whynatte assassins. They mowed down two Whynattes, like they were mowing the front lawn.
The girl on the left looks like her neck is about to burst open.
 
Happy Thanksgiving from drunktown.
 
This is Claudia. Something tells me she wasn’t just running the Thanksgiving 10k [...]

A big happy Thanksgiving from the Whynatte family. I don’t know about you, but I plan to drink Whynattes with the entire family today. Grandma isn’t leaving the table until I see that old broad drop a shot of Jager into her latte. Not joking.
A little quick housekeeping:
1) Thank you to everyone [...]

Dan, with the assistance of Whynatte.com staff writer Matt, threw a little Whynatte Soiree this past weekend. Dan hosted the event at his NYC apartment, and invited a host of alcoholic friends.
Matt proved himself to be the Starbuck’s Baristas worst nightmare, as he strolled into the joint and ordered up 8 Venti Lattes.  Like it [...]

…And then someone had the bright idea of ordering up a round of Whynatte’s.  Within minutes, girls night out had quickly devolved into complete debauchery.  These 4 gals show the kids at home how to turn uptown into drunktown.
In a short email accompanying the following photos, Sarah writes, “I think I can blame the whynatte for putting [...]

He may look friendly, but I’ve seen this dog take down a baby yak.

We’re putting away the shifty Diebold voting machines, and putting this one in the hands of the Whynatte readers. Below are the three photo finalists for this week’s Whynatte T-Shirt giveaway.
Use the comment feature to place your vote…just write in with your favorite. It’s THAT EASY!
The photo with the most votes, [...]

A hot bartender, pouring Whynattes, into Whynatte shot glasses, while wearing a Whynatte shirt. I’m starting to see a pattern here.

Two of these three people have the same surname. They are also both wearing Whynatte hats. I’m starting to see a pattern here.

Dinco, formerly of Leaders of the New School, in a Whynatte Hoodie, drinking [...]

Brian takes his Whynatte so hot, he’s got to wear gloves to handle it.

Although team Whynatte has been getting pistol whipped on a weekly basis, the team hasn’t stopped drinking copious amounts of booze prior to taking the field.
Clovis, the Boutros Boutros Gali of Lattes.

I’ll drink Whynattes at the bar, I’ll drink Whynattes in my car.

It would be a flat out lie to say that the Whynatte’s make [...]