WHYNATTE

In the time that it takes Kim to drink a Whynatte, I have seen a mother opossum bring a young baby opossum from conception, through gestation, up to birth.
For what’s its worth, if you haven’t seen the birthing of a young opossum, let me just assure you that it’s a spectacular event. Take my [...]

We drink Whynatte.
So you scored yourself a nice plush seat in one of the cities hottest VIP rooms. Congrats, you’re no different than the other 114 guys wearing black Kenneth Cole shoes alongside their stoic faces. Don’t fret, as all is not lost.  Whynatte can help.
Next time, why don’t you mix things up a little [...]

The notorious Green and Pink gangs, sworn enemies to one another, have spilt untold gallons of blood and beer in a feud that has claimed countless urban warriors before their time (not to mention animal bystanders - as the green and pink gangs fight over a small piece of turf in the middle of Atlanta’s [...]

Here is a quick bonus photo, to hold you over while I work on a few more posts to be released later today.
Remember the post I made yesterday, where I gave you (the reader) a proper definition of the word Virginia? If not, scroll down to the post below this one and check it out. [...]

Virginia showed her smiling grill of teeth at El Bar this past Thursday. In honor of her appearance I decided to pull out the Merriam-Websters, and look up the actual meaning of the word “Virginia”. Here’s what I found:
Main Entry: vir·ginia
Pronunciation: vir-JIN-yah
Function: adjective
Etymology: of Latin origin
Synonym: Comatose
1 : of marriageable condition or age
2 : sexually attractive [...]

Continuing our trend of showing you the Whynatte consumption of obviously of-age girls, who obviously don’t live in college dorms, we present to you the video below.
It should also be noted that all four of these girls drank their Whynattes shirtless, with their breasts totally exposed. However, in the name of decency (Whynatte is [...]

Fact: Not only is Whynatte credited with putting an end to apartheid, but Whynatte is generally recognized as the driving force behind the peace process in the Middle East.
Here at Whynatte, we take our job seriously. While you were watching Dancing with the Stars, we were out working hard to improve the lives of [...]

Recipe for disaster:
Take 2 dozen Whynattes, mix in the oxygen that they’re pumping through the casinos, and the idea of “sleeping”, like the Snortnose Sturgeon, becomes an endangered species. We received the following photos, and email, from Tomas:
“Dear Whynatte:
Alex Amy and Aaron drink a Whynatte in Vegas. I drink 19 and wear my lucky Whynatte [...]

For those of you in the know, you should know what I’m talking about by the “Whynatte Snap”. If you don’t know, I suggest you pop one of your step-brother’s ritalin, settle in, and let this lesson be known as Whynatte Snapology 101.
If you take down a Whynatte in proper fashion, you [...]

First off, let me just say that this fellow named Bret is a total fucking Whynatte renegade. I don’t use such non-christian language lightly, but this man is deserving of the finest things in life. I hope that Bret is walking to work today (he needs a job first, but whatever), and a naked supermodel [...]

Daniel has a penchant for many things, but high on his list is:
1) Dropping a shot of Jager into a latte.
2) His Whynatte shirt.
3) Being surrounded by wild monkeys.
4) Hosting underground cockfights.
While on a recent trip to Thailand and Hong Kong, Daniel was kind enough to sport his Whynatte shirt.  As far as we know, [...]

A bar called The Nitty Gritty just sounds like a rough place — the kind of spot where you might catch a shiv in the kidney while trying to make your way to the restroom.
And make no mistake about it — Madison, Wisconsin’s Nitty Gritty is not to be trifled with. Not only does [...]

The first 3 videos from the legendary series, “College Girls Gone Whynatte”. More to follow.

Ever since we sent that Whynatte shit to the underage daughter of a Senator, and had our Myspace account deleted, it’s been awfully hard to connect with other people that enjoy the smooth taste of Whynatte. 
Fret no more.  Check out www.mybloglog.com where you can now have your own profile, and have said profile associated with Whynatte.com, and other [...]

Once a year, on the first harvest moon of January, a tribunal of fun loving Canadians get together to sacrifice a cat by spearing. The ring leaders of this group go by the names Daav and Jogre, and pride themselves on their ability to select a sacrificial feline of the utmost quality.
Why do they perform [...]