Archive for March, 2007

Justin: Says he does not like Whynatte, and then proceeds to drink them

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Like eating raw squid, Justin has a love hate relationship with the Whynatte. While Justin says that he doesn’t like drinking them (raw squid/Whynatte), he has been photographed on multiple occasions making a meal out of them.
Take the following photos, for instance. Justin (far left) makes a grimacing face like he doesn’t want to drink [...]

It’s Thursday Night, and We Roll Like a Torah

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Time to turn off the bath water and get dressed, Leon. Put on your finest parchment vest, because it’s Thursday night, and it’s time to drink a Whynatte or six. There isn’t anything particularly organized going on tonight, if you’re stuck in the Islamic State of Oman, but here in the Western Hemisphere [...]

You Make the Call!

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

While you were busy rooting for West Virgnia to pull out a NIT championship, Thomas and Aaron were having a Whynatte tournament of their own in San Diego. They set up their tournament in proper bracket fashion, with one contestant facing off against the next, and the winner of the Whynatte tournament taking home [...]

Angry Latte Man

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Before giving his girlfriend Jen a proper lashing, Bennett likes to enjoy the refreshing flavors of Whynatte.
Says Bennett, “Jen was smiling real good and proper in this photo, but her smile is pure nervousness. She knows that after I finish that Whynatte, she’s going to be square in the middle of the punishment”.
We couldn’t [...]

Unfinished Business

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

There are few reasons that are acceptable for not finishing your Whynatte.
Should you find yourself in the middle of a lesbian make out session, consider yourself off the hook.

Whynatte West Coast; Up and Running

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Los Angeles, CA. March 24th, 2007.
Julian and his well heeled friends took a minute to drink some Whynattes.
Whynatte took a minute to interview Julian, to find out what makes this latte maestro tick:
Q:What shawl we drink tonight?
A: Whynatte
Q:What’s your favorite movie?
A: Shawl Shank Redemption
Q: What do you look for in a woman?
A: [...]

Drednatte

Monday, March 26th, 2007

After a haircut and a nice cleansing shower, Craig likes to enjoy a refreshing Whynatte:

Bluntnatte

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

One of these days scientists will figure out how to smoke a Whynatte. Until then, we’ll just have to stick to drinking them.

Baseball Trivia with Virginia

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Virginia, “The lowest single-season urned run average of an active pitcher is 1.56, achieved by Greg Maddux in 1994″.

Advice From an Investment Banker

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Kim, “A penny saved is a penny urned”.

High Drop. No Splash.

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Like Greg Louganis doing a backward pike, I can drop my Jager shot from great heights, and cause absolutely no splash.
The key to this move? Achieve clockwise spin with the 3 fingered bird claw technique. Look and learn.

Conversations

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Me: “Andy, how many horns does a unicorn have?”
Andy: “1. That’s why they call it a unicorn”

XXX Purnography

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

That urn of ours is such an urn whore. I feel like he gives his hot latte out to a different girl every night. Some people think that I’m living vicariously through my urn. In truth, I just want our urn to have a good time.
Things that you wish you were right now:
1) Taller.
2) Our [...]

Poolside Whynatte

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Well what do we have here? It looks like Kate, perched poolside, looking fresher than some chopped chives from my herb garden.
Speaking of herbs…That reminds me to give a call to my boy Wyatt in Santa Cruz, CA. I need to have him send me some “parsley” from his herb garden.
Because strawberry [...]

A Firm Tongue Lashing

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Sebastian knows that sometimes you have to treat a new Whynatte drinker with a firm hand. It’s like the breaking of a rough steed; Until she’s broken, she’s going to be a real pain in the ass, but once you’ve broken her, she’ll treat you right for life.
Well, all was going fine until [...]