WHYNATTE

For those of you that are still sounding out big words, the following exercise may seem a little bid challenging. That’s okay, there are always picture books, unicorn cycloramas, and lucky charms cereal.
For the rest of us, we like to make haiku’s on occasion. Not daily, but only when we hear the calling. Don’t know [...]

Why am I posting a video from back in the day? Good question.
You see, my brother David operates this here website. He is rather handy with the computer box. Anyway, when you send in your photos, David takes them off the Whynatte email, puts them on the server, and I’m able to [...]

People create new methods for old practices on a regular basis. The process is akin to the same evolutionary progression that takes place in nature; At some point, the octopus developed suction cups on its tentacles, the Chinese camel has adapted to a habitat of salt water, the Peruvian Cave Bat developed the ability to [...]

The traditional bride price among Africa’s Azande tribe is twenty spears.
Either of these lovely women would easily fetch no less than seventy spears.

The Boyd family likes many things; Drinking Whynattes, homemade denim shorts, broche wearing, and above all else, making various lists which they tape around the house.
Check out the following photos. Yes, there the Boyd’s go again, making a list and taping it up on the kitchen cabinet. I’ve been to the Boyd’s house, and let [...]

Andrew knows how to look stylish as he uses a set of channellock pliers to do emergency maintenance on one of our underground latte silos. Says Andrew, “I grew up around tools. My father was an iron worker, and my mother used to work in a gasket factory”.
“We had us a leak in one of [...]

Take a look inside for a moment. No, Ralph, not a look inside the pantry. Take a good look inside yourself for a moment. What do you see?
Perhaps you had a tough day, and the cards didn’t fall in your favor; You drew a straight flush of chlamydia, and the world around [...]

Marine Biologists were astounded when arriving upon St George Island, off the coast of Florida, to discover a living Confederate Pirate washed up on the beach.
“He had no arms, no legs and was flopping around the beach like a horny manatee”, said famed marine biologist Dr. Chaps Grundlesworth. “He was attempting to lick an empty [...]

Have a friend who’s lactating? Try a Whynatte with creamy breast milk!

The Kenworthy family recently joined the “mile high club” on their way from San Diego to Atlanta. No, no, I know what you’re thinking - that they got all stoned and naked, rubbed one another down with tea tree oil, and then played like slippery moray eels in the airplane lavatory. You’re probably [...]

The following is a photo of:
a) A yellow mail delivery truck delivering wild dingo instead of mail.
b) A woman wearing a Whynatte shirt, leaving for a conference in Minneapolis.
c) A typical street scene in Macedonia.
d) A black lincoln towncar driven by a man named Charles “blood diamond” Seymour.
e) An alien who has taken over [...]

Without Whynatte, Katie would not have an identity. Without Whynatte, Katie would be wandering the streets of San Francisco, pennyless, broken, and most likely turning tricks for lattes. Without Whynatte, Katie would be a tearful wreck, cursing the cruel god that made her, while wearing jean shorts and a tube top.
What am I [...]

For any of you that have spent considerable time on a fishing vessel in the Iberian Sea, you know that there are many different variety of crab that can be eaten. You also know that the crab moves with a special movement; A signature back-and-forth shuffle, which makes the crab highly elusive to a [...]

Mission Dossier:
Your mission is to infiltrate headquarters, inflict maximum damage to the percolator’s mainframe, and then demolish the building using various explosives.
The building will be rigged with explosives. One satchel of dynamite per support beam, four support beams per floor, six floors per edifice, and seventeen edefices per silo. Location and load [...]

The following photo of two gorgeous women in Whynatte shirts, makes me want to tear off my ____________, and ___________ an oil painting of a unicorn.