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You may just see a man wearing a sleeveless Bruce Lee shirt…
You will definitely see yourself, and many of your friends, drinking the living hell out of some Whynattes.

Andrew and friends continued their European Whynatte tour, with this weeks travels taking them to the romantic and historic city of Venice.
In the following photo, above Andrew and pals, you can see the famous painting depicting Saint Mark receiving the latte covenant from God. Look closely, and you will notice Saint Mark, [...]

Whynatte’s annual shareholder meeting is scheduled to be held this Thursday evening at El Bar, in Atlanta. Flying into town to attend the meeting will be Wyatt Jolliffe, Whynatte’s Director of Mergers and Acquisitions (pictured below). This will be Mr. Jolliffe’s first trip to Atlanta in over 2 years. A number of important issues are [...]

Have you ever gone on a trip to Europe and been forced, due to budgetary constraints, to spend the night in a sketchy hostel, only to wake up in the middle of the night in the crowded communal room you’re sleeping in to see the silhouette of a man puking his guts out only a [...]

Mayan ruined, that is.
Says Matt, “Once a year, the Mayan’s would carry 150lbs urns of latte up the stairs behind me. The latte was offered as a sacrifice to the many gods for which they believed in.
Note that I scaled up about four of these pyramids, some of which were rather treacherous. One day prior [...]

Matt recently returned from a Whynatte exploration/Family vacation, in Belize.
Says Matt, “Our accomodations in Belize were a little sparse; Three chairs, and a hut made out of donkey hair. However, the location was great, right in the ocean, and every morning dad would wake up and catch me a sting ray.”
Here is a photo of [...]

Anyone that spent a waking moment in geography class should know that 50 5 11.21 N 14 24 42.68E is the location of the Charles Bridge in Prague, Czech Republic.
For those of you that have been living on a tug boat on the Euphrates, now you know.
What’s so special about the Charles Bridge, you ask? [...]

Tom’s hand wanders more than a peruvian anteater looking for grubs. Which is to say that he won’t have his hand on this little firecracker’s waist for long.
Next stop, Areolaville.

Cabinets made from Peruvian tiger wood: Check.
Full kitchen, complete with built in electricity outlets: Check.
Conveyor belt to bring hermit crabs directly from ocean to stove: Check.
Enough standing room to accomidate a standing giraffe: Check.
High style on the high sea: Check.
Have you ever seen a Whynatte on a luxury yacht? I didn’t think so. [...]

Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time that the Whynatte has appeared on the Amish wedding scene. Check out the following link:The Amish Wedding Whynatte.
The following photos are from a second Amish wedding that was attended by our friend and colleague, Johnny Latte. Apparently his cousin was getting married. To celebrate, the family shined up [...]

The University of Southern California is a fine institution, and Michael is a fine man. I must say that I am personally a bit saddened that Michael will no longer be attending USC. Using a proper method, Michael did more for the advancement of Whynatte than anyone that has come before him. [...]

I ran into Bakely on Sunday. He was picking up a 12 pack of pomegranate infused Zima, and I, a liter of malted ale. I have known Bakely for twenty years, if I have known him a day. He lives in New York, where he shaves little, and sleeps less. [...]

Between taken drunken naps alongside his Whynatte shirted friend Clark, David likes to provide helpful household tips for the readers of Whynatte.com. David advises the following:
How To Remove Ink Stains From Clothes:
1. Place an absorbent paper towel or rag under the stain.
2. Saturate the stain with an alcohol-based hair spray.
3. Blot the stain with a [...]

We’re getting into the heart of tomato season.
Never ever refrigerate ripe tomatoes. With tomatoes, temperatures below 7 C (45 F) can result in chilling injury. Chilling injury can result in a loss of culinary quality as well as compositional changes in flavor, color and aroma.

With the hot summer sun beating down, make sure that you stay well hydrated, and just say no to partially hydrogenated oils:

By the way, our ultra soft shirts are made out of 100% breathable parchment.