WHYNATTE

Huh, so I was just told that the photo below is actually the Colosseum in Rome, and not Shea stadium in Queens. Understandable mistake, as they both have a similar ancient look, comprable age, and a terrible view of the field from the upper deck.

It’s amazing what you can do these days with a blue screen, a studio, and a good post production staff. From the comfort of our Atlanta studio, we can make it appear as though Clark is wearing a Whynatte shirt at the Great Wall of China.
That’s how things are done these days. [...]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to look through the eyes of a saber toothed tiger (or any saber cat, for that manner) at night? Well, you’re not alone.
Thanks to new night vision camera technology, we are now able to take a photograph in complete darkness, and see what before had been [...]

“Owning a sports team these days is like owning a koala; We all want one, but only a very lucky few of us are fortunate to have one. To win a championship, that is like having a koala covered in honey, and dipped into a silo of gold.”
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In an attempt to broker peace between North and South Korea, Whynatte recently sent one of our delegates to sort the out the situation. Labled as the “Axis of Latte” by the administration, we at Whynatte figured that we could take a few minutes out of our busy schedule to bring peace to the region, [...]

DJ Scott Free, is no stranger to mixing. In fact, he mixes many things: Records, animal tranquilizers, homemade oatmeal cookie dough, blessings, you name it. And while it may have been his mixing of records that made him a hot NYC DJ, his favorite thing to mix in the DJ booth is a Whynatte.
Scott sent [...]

I suppose that after I leave Bed Bath and Beyond, I may consider throwing some D’s on that bitch.
I ran into this fellow last night. He goes by the name Rich Boy, and is responsible for a few of this years favorite campfire melodies.
Man, did Rich Boy and I have a lot to catch up [...]

While in the midst of an exhilirating day at work, and I decided that I would check out the spam box for the Whynatte email account.
Boy oh boy was I in for a treat. There were all sorts of life changing emails waiting for me, including:
1) A seemingly innocent business proposal from a man in [...]

The Whynatte soccer teamed maintained their first place position, winning handily last night in the first round of the playoffs. The squad cut through their opponent like a slingblade slicing through the thorax of a goat, setting up a crucial second round match this coming Tuesday.
These girls may look relatively docile, but [...]

Someone go fetch me the keys to my helicopter, because all of this money in my pockets is giving me a rash.
Let’s see, what do we have here:
Oh yeah, if it isn’t the VIP room at Opera, the hottest club in Atlanta.
Hmmm, what is that bartender serving up?
Oh yeah, it’s a Whynatte.
I can’t remember, how [...]

When you think about Venice, what comes to mind? Is it the water filled canals, teeming with over 45 different species of eel? Is it Valentino, the beefy oarsmen, who promised to take you to his villa in Tuscany? What about the gondolas, the little boats that harken you back to [...]

When your wife leaves the house, saying that she’s going out for “girls night”, do you have any idea where she really is?
I do.
When she comes home, smelling of latte, do you ever wonder where she’s really been?
I know.
When the caller id on her phone says “Venti Latte”, do you question what’s going on behind [...]

They are coming. Put your katana blade back in its sheath, and check back with us tomorrow. We have a whole buffet of fantastic photos which are about to be posted, including but not limited to:
1) Whynatte soccer team makes the number one of all leagues.
2) Very attractive girl drinks Whynatte, and then [...]

What do the following have in common?
Turkish bath house;
Indian sweat lodge;
Briefcase full of baby back ribs;
Hyundai parked in the sun.
That’s right, none of the above are nearly as hot as a summer’s afternoon in Atlanta.
So are a few guys to do to cool off, while hanging out on a hot summer’s afternoon in Atlanta?
Drink Whynatte’s, [...]

Does it take an International MBA to make a good Whynatte?
Maybe not, but from a quick glance at the following photos, you can see that it obviously doesn’t hurt.
The fact of the matter is that not everyone has a big brain. Not everyone goes to a prestigious business school, learning how to [...]