WHYNATTE

I’m man enough to admit it: Occasionally I get a little bit scared before I drink a whynatte. Not scared in the “oh no, my boobies hurt” kind of way, but more along the lines of “I can’t believe I’m getting ready to bull-charge that rhinoceros and all I have in my hand is this [...]

Okay, so who didn’t get a dolphin tattoo on their lower back at some point during highschool? I know that I did. But whatever, we were young and naive.
Anyway, after you’ve spent considerable time staring at Bonnie, wondering how in the world you can make such a fine specimen your own, check out her [...]

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?
Sari flew in town from LA, for the Whynatte one year anniversary party this past weekend. We told her that she was coming to Atlanta for a worldwide arts and crafts festival, because we knew that would be the only way to persuade [...]

Like siamese twins, this is one of those posts that is especially hard to birth. I’ll just go ahead and put it out there: Today is the one-year anniversary of Whynatte.com.
One year ago today, we put up the first post on what was at the time a crude shell of a website. [...]

Problem: How do you control the production of latte to insure proper quality and temperature for 200,000 gallons of latte?
Solution: Spend $750k on the MasterPercolator, the most state of the art latte production system in existence.
It’s safe to say that this isn’t the kind of gear that you’re going to find at [...]

Making a homemade denim purse can be a delightful experience, provided that you’re in the company of a few good friends.
Bret emailed us the photo below, along with a nice letter from him and his pals. Some of the choice quotes from Bret’s letter:
“Once a week, the guys get together to talk shop, and make [...]

Well, well, well…who’s that fine beefy specimen in the vintage green Whynatte shirt, worn impeccably underneath a finely tailored, perfectly fitted, sport coat?
Indeed, it’s former Atlanta Falcons running back, Jamal Sharif Anderson. For those of you that need a little refresher lesson in pterodactyl-like sporting accomplishments, Jamal Anderson played eight seasons with the Falcons, amassing [...]

Few things in life are more exciting than hanging out on a charter bus full of drag queens, headed to Atlantic City with an urn full of latte, and a live capuchin monkey stashed in your baggage.
Catching up with our old pal Dallas Austin just happens to be one of those things. [...]

Moroccan crystal glasses. Lattes made from mink’s milk. Live jaguar caged in dining room. Apartment in midtown Manhattan. Hot heiress friends.
I asked Kate to email me a list of her favorite possessions, just so I could give the readers of Whynatte a taste of the lifestyle that Whynatte has [...]

As you are probably aware, in the US and Canada, the Whynatte is made primarily using a shot of Jagermeister. However, I bet you didn’t know that different cultures have their own method of Whynatte preparation, dating back to the ancient Egyptians who would use a shot of wine dropped into a bowl of [...]

Alex, the same chap photographed with the Maasai warriors, also sent us some photos from Cape Town, South Africa. A special thanks to Alex, and those of you who have taken the time to document your Whynattes around the world. Without your help, this website would not be possible, and I would not be able [...]

Although this photo was sent as part of a larger group of photos, I’m pretty sure you will agree that it deserves a post all its own. I’ll post the rest of Alex’s Africa Whynatte photos shortly.
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Protecting your herd, your tribe, and your women is not easy work. Imagine spending all day chasing [...]

Remember the days when you’d come home from school, and Dad’s Porsche would always be blocking the driveway, the maid never had your latte prepared, and the pool was always freezing cold? Sound familiar?
Indeed, having to toil away the years in private high school was pretty trying at times; One time I even saw a [...]

This is what happens when the general population goes generally Whynatte; Total chaos ensues. Even the white folk wearing roller blades start dancing.

Have you ever seen a man’s Seoul? Have you ever seen a man standing in front of the skyline in Seoul?
They’re one in the same.
Whynatte: The most seoulful drink in the world.