WHYNATTE

The kids had their school photos taken this week, and I think they look just as darling as ever:

I’ve been collecting coyote skulls for quite some time, and I must admit that I have a pretty impressive collection.
With that said, the guy on the far right, Mike, has a collection of coyote skulls that would make even the savviest of collector jealous. To the layman, it would seem that his [...]

So we’re working on launching a new site, one that is even bigger and better than this one. Think lasers and roman candles, and you’re on the right track. There is a lot of work going on behind the scenes, hence the more sporadic posts than usual. Everything will return to normal [...]

1. Good : Evil
2. Tall: Short
3. Fast : Slow
4. Eel : Coyote
In case you didn’t catch on, I was going through a list of opposites.
What’s the opposite of a Whynatte? An Opposatte, of course. Aaron, the handsome moustached protagonist seen in the following video, will walk you through the basics of drinking an [...]

So, by now, it’s pretty well established that Whynatte has its hand pretty deep in the underground exotic animal trade.
Until we bring our own drink to the market, we’ve got to make money to run this site. Everyone’s got their hustle, as they say.
But here at Whynatte, it’s not all monkey business. Like a monkey [...]

First off, I’m pretty sure that these were the most expensive Whynatte’s ever. I had to sell the waitress 4 fresh halibut out of the trunk of my car to pay the tab. No sweat though, seeing as though I’d just come back from the docks.
So two fantastic friends of Whynatte, [...]

Many of you may not be familiar with the lovely city of Portland. Known as the “Windy City”, the residents of Portland enjoy year round sunshine, and exceptional sports teams such as the Trailblazers, and the Mariners. The Sears Tower, located in downtown Portland, has been the tallest building in the United States since [...]

This video didn’t make the website on artistic merit alone; Take a watch, and listen to the emphatic reactions that erupt after a bar full of people drink their first Whynatte.
You don’t have to be Ang Lee to know that this video represents filmmaking at its finest. The editing, script, lighting, well I’d say [...]

Close your eyes, and picture in your mind your favorite garment.
Is it a vest? What about a velvet cape? Could it be that lyrcra shirt that fits a little snug? Indeed, we all have a favorite garment.
If your name it Bret Cowie, chances are you’re picturing your white Whynatte shirt.
You see, [...]

Apparently I missed the memo, and full body hooded droid outfits are back in style. ’bout time I dusted off my General Kenobi get up.
The latte is strong with this one.

Have you ever laid in bed, naked, the sheets sticking to you like syran wrap, wondering what the grand purpose of this whole life is? Thinking to yourself, “here I am, in the middle of this vast galaxy, surrounded by latte, and I have no idea what I am supposed to be doing with [...]

From left to right, each person in this photo is assigned a letter from A to E.
Your job is to match the following people (letters) with their line of work (numbers):
A. Man in black sport coat (tailored by elves)
B. Man in red striped shirt and glasses
C. Man in white button down shirt
D. Man [...]

Safe to say that we drank Whynatte’s this past weekend on the patio of Front Page News, in midtown Atlanta. Like cutting free the umbilical cord of a baby giraffe, we gave life to what would have otherwise been a routine evening. On this labor day, the only thing that we would labor [...]