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UPDATE 2/1/08 4:40 EST: Jacob is working on his acceptance speech. In the meantime, he wanted everyone out there to know that this is how he intends to dance this weekend while in Atlanta:

UPDATE 2/1/08 3:35 EST: WE DID IT! 112 signatures, and Jacob is coming to Atlanta. I just received a text from [...]

This past weekend, a very special thing happened. And no, I’m not talking about the vintage walrus tusk chalice that I found at the estate sale on Highland Ave.
No, something much grander happened this past weekend: A girl that I’ve never met threw her annual “Winter Warm Up Party” in Toronto, and served Whynattes to [...]

When and if I die, I want to be buried with a few choice items: A mountain goat, some of the new Whynatte hats (available in the Whynatte store), my espresso machine, and a healthy serving of nachos. I see this request as modest.
What I don’t consider modest is being buried with 8,099 life size [...]

Just because the Atlanta Hawks can’t pull out a victory over the Portland Trailblazers, with an 18 point lead at the half, doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t write a post on this website. Or maybe it does. All I know is that the 3 hummus sampler plate that I had for dinner could [...]

Tar. The word itself brings to mind a wide range of beautiful images, and our world would not be the same without this wonderful substance. Tar is all around you; tar is what makes your television work, it’s the crunch in your dog’s food, and it’s the sheen in a freshly polished pair of [...]

They say that the couple that Whyanttes together, stays together. Well, if that’s true, Abby and Sean should have no trouble nurturing their love for many years to come. Whynatte isn’t only a cocktail, it’s also a relationship counselor, exotic animal trainer, and Indian rickshaw manufacturing company.
Prior to drinking a Whynatte, Sean has this strange [...]

Here at Whynatte, we’ll use any possible excuse to dial into a pop culture television show. I once spent 4 hours dialing in for that little fellow with the spikey hair on So You Think You Can Dance. What was his name? Keith? Clay? Oh well, I can’t remember.
Well, this time we don’t need an [...]

I went out to the air strip last night, and Enrique dropped off a crate of the new Whynatte hats. The new hats have a small W logo on the side, with the traditional Whynatte logo underneath. They are so nice, I almost forgot about the kilo of ganja that the hats had [...]

Normally, when a man wearing a ski mask, carrying a rope and a bottle of liquor, asks you to accompany him into the woods in the middle of a cold night, you can pretty much expect to have your skull bludgeoned with the business end of a hatchet.
Not the case this past Monday night. As [...]

Whynatte would like to wish a Happy Birthday to Johnny Latte! We don’t ordinarily hand out individual birthday posts, but Johnny is no ordinary guy.
Aside from being born with small vestigial gills, Johnny has also been a steadfast supporter of the Whynatte since day 1. And we appreciate it.

Those crazy twins from Full House are at it again, and this time they’re drinking Whynattes!

Megan puts her Whynatte on hold in lieu of a savory 4oz. slider burger:

Prince Presto is a good DJ. That’s him on the right, wearing the hat of many patterns.
Megan is a swell person, and lots of guys want to make out with her. That’s her on the right, wearing the [...]

Whynatte takes underage drinking very seriously. That’s why we have our company mascot, Jackyl the Latte, sneak into kid’s houses at night and scare them. We want to teach the kids that sucking off that bottle is scary stuff if you’re under the the legal age.
Kids, you never know where Jackyl [...]

Tomorrow night, exhume that ass from the house, and come party at Graveyard in East Atlanta. They just finished renovating the place, and invited Whynatte to be a part of their grand reopening party. If you’re single, there is a high probability that you’ll pull some ass. If not, you’ll get hammered. [...]