The Whynatte Mascot: Scares Children

Whynatte takes underage drinking very seriously. That’s why we have our company mascot, Jackyl the Latte, sneak into kid’s houses at night and scare them. We want to teach the kids that sucking off that bottle is scary stuff if you’re under the the legal age.

Kids, you never know where Jackyl is going to be. Is he in the closet? Under the bed? In the shower? In the sauna with mom?

He could be anywhere.

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7 Responses to “The Whynatte Mascot: Scares Children”

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  1. Roojee Says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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  3. jesse Says:

    Underage drinking isn’t funny Roojee

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  5. Mr. Strizzle Says:

    That mascot looks eerily familiar. Can’t quite pinpoint where I’ve seen him before.

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  7. jesse Says:

    That thing has pretty ripped biceps

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  9. brentdiesel Says:

    Definitely in the closet.

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  11. jesse Says:

    definitely with your mom in the sauna

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  13. Earnest Potter Says:

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