The Whynatte Mascot: Scares Children
Whynatte takes underage drinking very seriously. That’s why we have our company mascot, Jackyl the Latte, sneak into kid’s houses at night and scare them. We want to teach the kids that sucking off that bottle is scary stuff if you’re under the the legal age.
Kids, you never know where Jackyl is going to be. Is he in the closet? Under the bed? In the shower? In the sauna with mom?
He could be anywhere.

January 19th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
January 19th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Underage drinking isn’t funny Roojee
January 19th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
That mascot looks eerily familiar. Can’t quite pinpoint where I’ve seen him before.
January 19th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
That thing has pretty ripped biceps
January 21st, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Definitely in the closet.
January 21st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
definitely with your mom in the sauna
November 12th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
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