WHYNATTE

Not even a nuclear holocaust can keep Thomas from enjoying an afternoon Whynatte with a hot slice of brisket:

If Frank realizes that he’s left the house without his full body cape, he can simply use former NBA player Roshown McLeod’s shirt:

If Roshown leaves the house without his medallion, he can simply use Frank’s hollowed out skull:

For a limited time we have the Women’s brown camo shirt with a gold foil Whynatte logo. This is most likely the hottest shirt you’ve ever seen. You can melt this shirt down and make a golden grill for the thug in your life. Or, you can wear this shirt and make [...]

“I can’t drink a Whynatte tonight, I’m too busy scrapbooking.”
“I don’t like Whynattes, but I definitely enjoy seeing children get maimed.”
“Whynattes aren’t my thing, and I don’t know how to swim.”
“I’ve already had four Zima tonight, I’m pretty buzzed.”
Do any of the above statements sound familiar? If so, you probably have someone in [...]

I don’t typically like to post photos of completely sober people drinking Whynattes, but today is a slow day from a photo standpoint, so I’ll go ahead and put these on the site.
“One minute while I vomit in my mouth”

“Watch this new trick where I die while standing up”

“Just kidding, I’m still alive!”

Kids [...]

Like a Nelly and Tim McGraw collaboration, Wednesday Night Drinking Club (WNDC) and Whynatte made sensual music together last night at Loca Luna. The crowd was enormous, the location was slick, the weather was ideal, and the Whynattes flowed from the urn smoother than my jump shot from the top of the key. [...]

Last night’s party at Loca Luna, in conjunction with the Wednesday Night Drinking Club was a smashing success.
You can put fifty hyenas into a cage, but you can’t make them grill paninis. Which is to say that I’ll have the photos from the party up in a few, after I run a [...]

If I told you that a web site existed that would show you the best Whynatte bar in any given city, is that something that you would be interested in?
I think it’s safe to say that today marks the dawning of a new era in Whynatte history. I direct your attention to SneakySunday.com, a [...]

What you typically see on this site is not truly indicative of the normal Whynatte. It would be like seeing me riding my unicycle, while wearing a sombrero and a backpack filled with unagi, and thinking that’s how I always transport myself to work (only on Fridays). What I’m saying is that Whynatte, [...]

Close your eyes and picture yourself on a white sand beach, in an exotic land only accessible by boat. A shirtless child runs in the foreground, with feet that skip over the water such that you imagine him to have been born with webbed toes, and a face like a duck billed platypus. [...]

So here are all of the various submissions for the “You Write the Post” contest. Each submission is marked with a number, so place a vote for your top two favorite entries, using the comments section of this post. Winner will be determined by tomorrow night. Now, please submit to voting.
Here is [...]

Next time you’ve got to transport a full load of black market koalas from Arizona to Mexico, do it in style with a sweet blue Whynatte sticker affixed to your vehicle.
Email us at sticker@whynatte.com and we’ll send you a free sticker in the mail.

“Honey, just trust me. Whynatte goes great with Beer, Milk, and the babies Ear medicine.”

If this is your submission, please email us at contest@whynatte.com to claim your free shirt!

In life we prepare for many things; monsoons, vacations, cross examinations, warthog hunting season, and so on and so forth. So why, when visiting a bar that we know does not serve lattes, do we not stop off along the way and pick up our own lattes?
When visiting a bar that you know does [...]

So my instant messenger starts blowing up something fierce this morning. I’m thinking that one of my friends was attacked by a coyote, but it’s simply my good pal Whitney trying to alert me to the fact that Whynatte is mentioned on the uber popular celebrity gossip blog, A Socialites Life (their website says [...]