WHYNATTE

People and certain animals die. That’s the nature of the death beast, as they say. But just because people die, it doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t be sad, put in a proper mourning, and then make fashionable commemorative t-shirts in their honor. Especially when the person that died is long time Braves [...]

INGREDIENTS
* 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
* 1 (4 pound) beef brisket
* 2 onions, thickly sliced
* 2 cloves garlic, peeled and cut in half
DIRECTIONS
1. Heat the oil in a large deep skillet or pot over medium-high heat. [...]

The boats are ready, our intern has his maritime certificate, and it’s almost time to get this halibut into the water:

I don’t even want to think about the kind of premiere latte that a machine this large can crank out. We appreciate them putting a Whynatte sticker on it as well.
Would you like a free Whynatte sticker? If so, email our delectable intern Andy at a.glass@whynatte.com, and he’ll get one in the post [...]

A lot of great things happens when it comes to mountains; People climb them by use of hook, and animals climb them by use of claw and hoof. Mountains provide their precious ore to those that mine them, and mountains affect climate patterns over vast geographic areas. Look out the window, is it [...]

The last time I saw this much dairy in the trunk of a Toyota Camry was back at the Skim Milk Convention of ‘89. Those were the glory days of dairy. It seems like kids these days just don’t get it:

I know what you’re probably thinking, “that’s one fancy toothbrush that man is using.” However, this man is actually Grover Gnoman, a radio disc jockey for AM 1690, Atlanta’s Voice of the Arts. And that’s not a toothbrush he’s using, it’s a microphone. And that’s not a professional radio station, it’s an [...]

Everyone’s talking a big Photo Hunt game, but few are stepping up to prove that they’ve got the high scores to hold court with the big boys.
Which is sort of like the time in high school when my friend Jake was eating acid, and told us that “his car was a toy” and that [...]

Hotter than the business end of a blacksmith’s hand vice, these Whynatte shorts recently made their debut upon a tanned pair of seaward legs. Oh, and what a debut it was. When they arrived, I was eating a bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys. I promptly took off my shirt, and smeared the [...]

Last night I was walking in my backyard when a friendly owl called out to me from a nearby tree.
“Put your orange cat out into the yard for me, and I will tell you of an amazing event occurring this Friday evening,” said the owl. Without hesitation I went quickly into the house, grabbed [...]

Or brand it onto your family’s most prized yak:

Most people see a bridge, and think to themselves how they would like to use it to make convenient transport between one location and another. Other’s see a bridge, and think to themselves how they would like to attach themselves to it, and willingly throw themselves from it. This latter method of thinking [...]

Tom’s come a long way from his old job at the saltwater barnacle factory. It hasn’t necessarily been the smoothest ride to the top, but nobody said that it was going to be easy. Now, Tom gets to sit back, smoke the brisket, and watch the cash roll in.
Promoting a brand with no [...]

Well, that was a keen little break we just took to launch the new website and announce that we are going to drop the hottest new beverage onto the market in t-minus not too many days.
Now, it’s back to your regularly scheduled programming. In other words, back to photographs of Whynatte drinking, [...]

Well kids, it’s time to launch a beverage company. Having a brand with no product was fun and all, but why not take this inside joke of ours (ours = us and you) to the next level?
Here at the blog, things will be business as usual. If you need horse tranquilizers, you can [...]