WHYNATTE

Next time you’re in Seattle and looking for fresh squid, look no further than Pike Place Market, one of the oldest continually-operated public fishmonger markets in the United States.
“Fishmonger,” eh? So that’s what the kids are calling transvestite prostitutes these days. I learn something new everyday.
Indeed, that is [...]

You don’t need to be an anchor on Fox News to put a positive spin on this little nugget. Indeed, this is a photo of Rantings of Eva from this month’s Spin Magazine.
Rantings of Eva will be performing at Whynatte’s live music showcase October 10th. Remember, no walrus tusk jewelry will be allowed [...]

Whynatte is doing what its part to support the local Atlanta music scene. Not only are we giving up and coming musicians free booze and drugs, but we’re going to start making a habit out of sponsoring their concerts and getting the word out. It is our belief that there are many premium [...]

Okay, so it’s always admirable when people decide that they want to make Whynattes at home. Let’s just get that out of the way.
But, much like I wouldn’t try to enrich Uranium with the homemade centrifuge in my basement, I wouldn’t advise the novice to attempt making a Whynatte without having the proper equipment. [...]

Anyone who’s spent considerable time in the business world knows the importance of quality corporate photography. Especially when it comes to corporate head shots, as these represent the face of the company. If you want to be taken seriously in business, you’ve got to have serious photography. Period.
It’s critical that a photograph [...]

Here is something that you don’t see every day: Regular everyday people drinking Whynattes in Florida. People just like you and me.  People with families.  People with factory jobs.  People with Aztec style walrus tusk jewelry.
Always better to drink a Whynatte out of a blue plastic cup than to not drink one at all:

Not [...]

We are throwing a party tomorrow night (Saturday 9/20) at Top Flr. Top Flr is located at 674 Myrtle Street, directly off of Ponce de Leon.  While the owners of Top Flr are not big fans of consonants, they are big fans of having one of the best hidden gems in Atlanta.
It’s going to [...]

You know you’ve made it when you find yourself throwing back a Whynatte at the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. What you see here can only be described as Whynatte drinking at its finest.
Isolated from the lurking gypsies of Dubai, the Burj Al Arab hotel is the definition of luxury. Not only [...]

You don’t need to be the Governor of Alaska to know that Whynatte’s new shirt doctrine is sound garment policy.
It’s brand new, yet has a vintage look like it was worn through a mortar attack. I know a guy who lived for nearly five months in an Algerian gypsy camp, and he didn’t come [...]

Wall Street says, “Credit crunch?”
Drew and friends say, “Whynattes at brunch?”
The recent trouble in the financial markets obviously hasn’t trickled down to the Whynatte market. In fact, our latte portfolio is up nearly 200% this year, thanks to some savvy moves by our seasoned portfolio managers. Keep an eye out for big urnings [...]

Honeymoons haven’t been the same since Whynatte came onto the scene. Sure, they still epitomize the lurid sexual escapades of yesteryear, complete with beach cabanas and intoxicated scooter rentals, but now thanks to Whynatte they are taking on a much more commercialized and corporate appeal. Why not replace that beach umbrella with a [...]

I know what you’re thinking, and you’re wrong, James isn’t trying to rock a new style in exterior home decor. Nor is he rejoicing in the foreclosure of his neighbor’s townhouse. Nope, he’s getting ready for the arrival of everyone’s least favorite relative, Uncle Ike. James isn’t backing down, he’s standing tall [...]

I’ve seen a lot of fancy Whynattes in my day, but this one is hands down the fanciest of the bunch. Yes, even fancier than the time when Andy was drinking Whynattes while riding shirtless on a Jiminy Cricket float at the Pride Parade last year. And yes, even fancier than the time [...]

Like breaking a young troublesome mule, sometimes you’ve got to have a firm hand when encouraging your friends to drink Whynattes. Too much slack in the yoke, and the animal will not break. Too little, and you run the risk of having an ornery and unridable mule on your hands. You must [...]

What do the following four items have in common?
1) Thirty intown Atlanta restaurants;
2) Twenty open bars;
3) Collective Soul guitarist Dean Roland;
4) The North American Flying Squirrel.
Okay, so that was an easy one. Obviously the answer is that they are all part of the 2008 Jazzoo Atlanta Festival, a benefit for the Atlanta Zoo that’s [...]