The Casting Couch
Jennifer thought that she was coming by Whynatte’s international headquarters to audition for a role in our up and coming film How to Lose a Squid in 40 Days. She had eagerly responded to the casting call that we had posted in the Crustacean Times, thinking that this might just be the break she had been looking for. Like many of the girls that we shuttle through our office, Jennifer was too young and naive to know any better.
Next thing you know, she’s parked on the couch drinking Whynattes. This could be your daughter:
October 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Where is the top of Andy’s head? I can’t see it.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
James, I see the top of my head. At least I think I do. Now I’m scared. What I’m really concerned with is why my pointer finger looks like it’s 4 times the size of my other fingers? Now I’m really scared
October 16th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I was making a camouflage hat joke, you jerky.
And yes, wow. You’ve got elephantitis of the pointer finger!