The First Case of Whynatte Latte
I imagine that the bed at the Days Inn in Mountain Grove, MO are approximately as comfortable as I it would be to sleep naked, covered in honey, and strapped to a plank of plywood covered in carpenter ants. Which is to say that I would have rather used an adult porcupine as a pillow than the one provided by the hotel.
But such was the scene for the first Whynattes ever prepared using our soon-to-be-launched product, the Whynatte Latte. Earlier that day, the first cases rolled off the assembly line, and it wasn’t long before we were dropping shots of Jager into them. High on life from the joy of finally having our own product, we proceeded to chase each other around the parking lot with wet rags, fashioned makeshift shanks from the hotel toothbrushes, and hid out in the adjoining Subway parking lot until daybreak.
Ever wonder what the future of latte drinking looks like? Here you go:
October 27th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Mazol tov friend. guess we knew a thing or two back in highschool when we voted you most likely to can latte
October 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
…AND most likely to chase people around with wet rags!! Man, we were good.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:12 am
And most likely to breed mule and then sell them to both of your parents