Tick Tock Tick Tock
There are only two different kinds of ticks that I like: The ticks that suck the blood from my doberman, and the ticks of a clock that count down the seconds remaining until the Whynatte Latte rolls off of the assembly line in Springfield, MO. Okay, maybe I kind of like deer ticks also, but I’m sort of undecided on that particular genus.
Where am I going with this multi-pronged tick rant? I’m going straight back to the front page of this website, Right Here. There is a clock ticking down the days until your entire family perishes in a terrible fire.
JUST KIDDING! This clock is actually ticking down the days until the Whynatte Latte is ready to roll. And by roll, we mean that we are going to roll these lattes off the assembly line harder than my ex-girlfriend’s cousin Daman rolled at that Harmony SF rave back in ‘99. Want to know how long it’s going to be until the latte is available for sale? Check the time clock.
October 23rd, 2008, it’s going down. We will bring the production to you live from Cabool, MO. Cabool: The latte capital of the world.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
“dear” tick? pet name for the missus?
October 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I was two tall vodka tonics deep when I wrote this post last night - I found about 30 typos this morning when I read over it. However, I missed that one. Thanks for keeping me on my toes.