Whynattes Induce Trancelike State
Okay, so we can all admit that when used as a recreational drug, horse tranquilizers make for good edgy fun. Especially when combined with a late night gondola ride through Steamboat Springs, CO. However, if Steamboat Springs is too far out of the way, or you aren’t affluent enough to have your own gondola, why not just try the local bars and clubs of Washington, DC?
Disclaimer: Whynatte does not condone the frequent recreational use of horse tranquilizers. As with all illicit barbiturates, moderation is key. Eat too many, and you’ll end up trapped in a world of smiles and meaningless repetition:
