WHYNATTE

We aren’t proud of the fact that we replaced eggnog as the holiday drink of choice, but sometimes you don’t have control over how things work out. For instance, all we were originally trying to do was turn an inside joke into the most successful beverage company everywhere, and now we’re in charge of [...]

Thank you for a wonderful 2008. Big things to come in 2009!

There are many. Some occupying more square footage than others.
One of them is The Albert in Inman Park. We’re not exactly sure of this establishments square footage, but we do know that they serve one hell of a good drink. While there, you may choose to speak with a barman [...]

I come from a long line of moustache connoisseurs, so you can imagine my delight when the Whynatte/Esperanza this past Saturday turned into a virtual showcase of moustache styles. Was this a premeditated moustaching? I’m not really sure, but I can say that it’s a delightful new experience to drink a Whynatte with [...]

“But they’re all so thin and good looking, there is no way that these people aren’t paid actors,” you’re probably saying to yourself. Guess again, Bradshaw. Everybody in these photos are actual college students, not actors, and they’re all indulging in the grandeur that is Whynatte. With the Whynatte Latte now on [...]

Wondering where you’re going to get your Whynatte fix this weekend? Wonder no more.
Whynatte is sponsoring two parties tonight and hosting a brontosaurus of a party on Saturday night.
Take a quick peek:
Saturday night is going to be larger than large. Think big game hunting in Kenya large. Think two full grown men [...]

Kwanza Hall is no stranger to working long days and longer nights. As the City Councilman for Atlanta’s District 2, Kwanza has his hands full rejuvenating the city’s most historic area, fighting for justice, and making sure that the city’s stray dogs don’t end up as high priced casseroles on the shelves of Whole [...]

Whynatte’s recent visit from the girls of the Asian Cajuns blog was, by far, my most enjoyable experience with two hot Asian girls since that warehouse rave in San Francisco back in college. Which says a lot, because that was one hell of a night.
So, what is this Asian Cajun I speak of, and [...]

I told Chris not to fly US Airways, but he never listens to my advice:

Reminds me of my recent US Airways flight from Atlanta to Cali, minus the dude strapped to my back:

Before I leave Whynatte HQ for the weekend, I thought that it would be appropriate to give a list of the places that are currently carrying the Whynatte Latte. A big thanks to all of the retailers who’ve been kind enough to take a chance on the little latte that could. We appreciate [...]

If you want to get the adults hooked on latte, you’ve got to first get the kids hooked on latte. Which reminds me of my days dealing walrus tusks, whereby you weren’t going to get the college kids buying the expensive tusks if you didn’t first start them out on more affordable tusks as [...]

Time to polish that snub nosed ruger you’ve been keeping in the closet:

In the beverage industry, much like the coyote skull collecting industry, shelf space is everything.
For instance, at the Texaco on Boulevard, the Whynatte Latte has no less than four rows of product on the shelf. Oh yeah, Full Throttle (owned by a small mom and pop called The Coca Cola Company) only [...]

Oh Susanna. So much time apart, and now the Whynatte brings us close together again. Literally like two ships passing in the night, we both spent summers working on crab boats in Nantucket, and yet our paths never once crossed. We both worked in the Iwami diamond mine shaft, yet we never [...]

Last minute announcement regarding the location of those who like to consume Whynattes:
Tonight we are going to head over to Sabroso in Little 5 (next door to Front Page News) to drink Whynattes and act foolish. Sabroso is already carrying the Whynatte Latte, so it will be a good opportunity to try the new [...]