WHYNATTE

Buddy’s is more than just a gas station, it’s a love station. The fact that they sell a variety of petroleum products is merely an afterthought.
Rumor has it that there is an ancient Choctaw village buried underneath this iconic Atlanta convenience store, although people will say anything to get a 10% discount on a [...]

Although it is true that I pray to a Hebrew god, it should go without saying that I don’t mind dabbling in a little Christmas festivities from time to time. My uncle Jim happened to wed a gentile, so sometimes we like to stick the proverbial candy cane into the matzoh ball soup. [...]

Even my brother’s glow stick exhibition last night wasn’t as glowing as the full page review in Creative Loafing that SMKA received for their recently released new compilation The 808 Experiment, Vol. 1. Which should say something, because my brother is a magician with the glow sticks.
New Year’s Eve is always anti-climactic, which is [...]

Wondering whether or not the Whynatte Latte is for you? The following review of the Whynatte may as well have been written by Ernest Hemingway. To call it anything other than a literary masterpiece would akin to calling Rembrandt’s The Night Watch a “decent sketch”.
If this review doesn’t make you want to head [...]

It’s important to remember that it is what’s on the inside that counts, and just because a girl is wearing a questionable sweater doesn’t mean that she isn’t a nice person. Or said another way, just because a girl’s wearing a tacky sweater, it doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t look great completely nude suspended [...]

They told me that I was crazy for having an in-house video company with a six figure salary, but they didn’t realize that I was working with Crab Dance Productions. If you can ink an exclusive deal with Crab Dance Productions for anything under seven figures, you know that you’re doing something right.
Case in [...]

Ever since that four page spread came out in the Atlanta Business Chronicle, life at Whynatte has become a buffet of domesticated lynx’s, champagne dreams, and afternoon hang out sessions with rap stars. Take yesterday, for instance, when we made a brief stop by the set of Yung Joc’s latest video for his recently [...]

This Friday night is going to be crazier than a half dozen Ewoks smoking meth in a used Dodge Caravan:

From yesterday’s Atlanta Business Chronicle. Whynatte giving other small businesses advice on how to successfully launch a new product (ahhhh, the irony):

Crab Dance Productions, Whynatte’s in-house video production company, is back at it again. I think that the video speaks for itself:

My friend Scott recently took a break from surfing transvestite pornography websites, instead turning his attention to various music industry related sites. Scott is a DJ in New York. While on Remix Magazine’s website, Scott came across a photo of a man in a Whynatte shirt.
I don’t know who this man is, but [...]

When we set out to identify which publications we wanted to get Whynatte into, our top choice was naturally The Yak Breeding Digest, the foremost authority on everything yak. You get your company onto the cover of Yak Breeder’s and you’re virtually guaranteed to blow up.
Anyway, we were turned down by Yak [...]

This morning, as Andy and I were nearing the end of an enormous unicorn mural we’ve been painting in his office, I was informed of an eloquent Whynatte write-up on Atlanta’s own Disposable Income Blog. I quickly packed away my water colors, adjusted my bolo tie, and headed to the world wide web to [...]

This isn’t your grandfather’s cobbler shop. This is the fast paced world of latte, where only the most high grade interns will suffice:

The students of Creekview High School prove that premium latte is no longer reserved for European aristocrats, elitist shawl wearers, and other purveyors of snobbery.
Now lattes can be enjoyed by throngs of disillusioned high school kids. I know high school is no fun, but if you stick with it you might just own your [...]