WHYNATTE

You might say that I have a certain fondness for designers who attend the Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD). My brother David went to SCAD. Even though David has a nub-like tail that never retracted in the womb, he is now the Creative Director at Whynatte. My mom likes to [...]

Maybe you missed the last Whynatte & SMKA party. Maybe I’m less than three hours away from eating a 9″ kielbasa. Maybe everything your parents told you about cod fishing was a lie. The possibilities are endless, and asking the tough questions is always recommended.
While we’re on the subject of cod fishing, [...]

The dentistry program at Emory appears to leave a lot to be desired:

Kids these days will do just about anything to a cavity filled. The dentistry practice of Wadhwani & Beta DDS is known across the campus to offer the cheapest root canal:

At this rate, there’s going to be an article about Whynatte in the next version of the Torah.

If I don’t get around to responding to your email this weekend, it’s because I’m too busy buying endangered bobcats:

Welcome to the modern latte, a place where the Whynatte website can be viewed on the iPhone’s Safari browser. A place where locations can be mapped, recipes can be discovered, and idle time can efficiently be wasted.
That’s right you latte drinking jackyls, the Whynatte website can now be accessed on the iPhone. People [...]

Who likes freedom? Not Whynatte. Our corporate culture embraces harsh captivity and impoverished work environments.
However, it is rumored that there are those among us who actually do enjoy freedom, and in honor of those people we are giving away 10 tickets to this weekend’s Mardi Gras Festival at Front Page News Little 5. [...]

It had to happen. The clamoring could be heard from deep down in the dirty south. The whistle was too wet not to have the call go unanswered. It was only a matter of time before the Whynatte Latte invaded its first NYC watering hole.
The time is now. The marsupial has [...]

Which of the following items was a big hit on Valentine’s Day at Holy Taco?
a: Briefcase full of chamomile;
b: Pocket guide to french braids;
c: Sally Jesse Raphael Seasons 1-4 on DVD;
d: Antique kaleidoscope;
e: Whynatte Latte.
Take your time with this one, and don’t just say “briefcase of chamomile” because the guy in the photo looks like [...]

When running the latte game in Atlanta, or any city for that matter, it’s always helpful to be aligned with prominent local politicians; You never know when you’re going to need a special exemption for a walrus tusk permit. We have taken a certain fondness to Kwanza Hall. It would be hard [...]

You’re probably thinking to yourself, “man, that guy has it all, a pair of hot young broads, a ski cabin at Steamboat Springs, and all the Whynattes he can drink.”
What you probably didn’t realize is that those two girls are his sisters, the ski cabin is owned by a man named Bruce, and that man [...]

A young fellow by the name of Wes sent in the following photo of a Whynatte poster, hoping to be the winner of the free Whynatte contest. Wes has a pretty well built out facebook page, and would appear to be quite popular amongst his peers.
Wes’ goal was not successfully achieved. [...]

It may have taken a Kazakh minute, but you knew that someone would eventually win the recent “free case of latte” contest. In a previous post, I had offered up a free case of Whynatte Latte to the first person to send me a photo of a Whynatte poster.
The winning submission came by way of [...]

The first person to send me a mobile pic of one of these posters from a bar around Atlanta will receive a free case of Whynatte Latte. We have these posters up at over 20 bars around town, so you don’t have to be a complete alcoholic to stumble across one. If you [...]

When you’re as deep in the coyote trade as we are, you don’t pay retail for your canine. Instead, you buy the canine wholesale, and have them delivered by the truckload:

This truck made a mistaken delivery to Whynatte’s headquarters. Instead of baby coyote, they tried to deliver us 20 pallets of latte. [...]

Whynatte cans aren’t only good for storing latte, they’re also well suited for making horse saddles and sweet towers: