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One of the unintended consequences of starting a beverage company is the plethora of photos that you receive from kindred souls around town. For the most part, we receive a constant stream of ass shots, titty shots, and Whynatte product shots. All ass and titty shots are forwarded to our eighteen year old [...]

As you may recall, last week we ran a contest through Twitter whereby the first person to fax us a photo of a unicorn would win a free case of Whynatte Latte. Within 2 minutes of announcing the contest, the unicorn images started flooding into the fax machine. It was probably the most [...]

Anytime you put your company name behind high school athletics, you just sit back and pray that you’re not dumping sponsorship money into a bunch of slack-ass losers. High school athletics are a hit or miss proposition, sometimes you wind up buying the team bongs and cigarettes, when the money is supposed to be [...]

In case you don’t remember, last week we ran a contest on the blog whereby our readers guessed the height and weight of the prolific Dennis Byron, who wrote up the Whynatte Latte in J’Adore Magazine. Andy and I were to have drinks with Dennis last night, to weigh and measure him to in [...]

Hypothetical situation: You come home after a long day at work to find someone in your home trying to steal your necklace. I decide that I don’t want you to steal my necklace, you persist, so I crack you over the head with a vase.
Of course it would follow that the man who was attempting [...]

Dan Dunn writes for Playboy, which is exactly one more magazine filled with hot naked women than I write for. Therefore, it would follow that when people say they “read Playboy for the articles,” the “articles” that they’re referring to are theoretically written by Dan Dunn. Basically, Dan provides literary cover for throngs [...]

Let’s face it; the workweek can be quite stressful. At Whynatte, we wanted to give the crew a break from the usual corporate grind, which is why we instituted a casual Friday policy. Take off the suit, take off the stress; that’s our motto at Whynatte.
Jim Natoli, Whynatte’s Director of Product Development, is [...]

Dimensions of Whynatte counter top cooler: 14” wide x 24” tall x 14” deep.  50lbs.
Dimensions of co-ed standing next to Whynatte counter top cooler:  24” wide x 66” high x 14” deep.  109lbs.
We bring these measurements to your attention in case you’re drawing up blueprints for either a built-in Whynatte cooler in the kitchen, a [...]

This flyer is so dope, it could be advertising child trafficking night in the warehouse district, and I’d still be lined up outside the door to get in.  We could use a few more interns at the office anyhow.
Good news for everyone is that there will be no child trafficking tonight at STATS in downtown [...]

Who: Jessica Tonder and Hollyweerd
Where: Star Bar in Little 5 Points
What: Pandemonium
Cover: Free
Whynattes: $5
Of the: Chain.
Get: Your: Ass: There:

It’s no coincidence that the Whynatte Latte is written up in the upcoming issue of J’Adore Magazine with Keri Hilson on the cover. Many times, while bathing, I have listened to Keri’s music, and thought about what an interesting person she is. I guess you could say that things are getting pretty serious [...]

This weekend, the Caddy’s music video from SMKA, produced by Motion Family dropped harder than a satchel filled with walrus tusks. David Altman, Whynatte’s Creative Director, is also one of the founding partners of Motion Family, so obviously we like to keep everything in the Whynatte family. Make sure to click the “HQ” [...]

This show will take place next Thursday, April 16th at The Star Bar in Little 5 Points. In other news, the term “ratchet” is also scheduled to be redefined at The Star Bar next Thursday.
The show is free, which is good if you’re broke/unemployed. Also good will be the $5 Whynatte specials, the [...]

First person to name the bar that this photo was taken at gets a free case of Whynatte Latte delivered to their doorstep via Federal Express. Use the comments section to name the locale:

For some unidentifiable reason, I find myself searching one way flights to Panama: