Archive for June, 2009

Whynatte: Is there anything it can’t do?

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

For years, the scientific community has relied on natural sources (bark, cod oils, algae, etc…) for the key components of life saving drugs that are sold at the corner pharmacy. If you thought that the spleen of a tree frog was only good for making salads, then you’d probably be surprised to learn of [...]

New Additions to the Family

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Last week, our friend Daniel at Esperanza Clothing welcomed a beautiful premium latte into the world. She weighs in at a little over 8oz, is chock full of vitamins, only 100 calories, and is the ready-to-drink coffee that his family has been eagerly anticipating.
Oh, and he also became a father to a [...]

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, JUNE 27th

Friday, June 26th, 2009

It’s going to be CRAZY:

Whynatte at Augusta National

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

There used to be a titty bar on Cheshire Bridge Rd by the name of Masters. There is also a major championship in professional golf by the name of the Masters. Whether or not the golf tournament was named after the strip club is an oft debated topic in certain intellectual circles, but [...]

The Coolest Competition Ever (says Creative Loafing)

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Creative Loafing is calling it the “Coolest competition ever.” Pretty high compliments considering the fact that we ran a competition earlier this year where we gave away 20 live armadillo and Creative Loafing didn’t even bat an eye. I guess armadillo don’t raise eyebrows like they used to.
If you know Atlanta, then you know [...]

WE’RE BACKKKKKKKKK

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

MARK. YOUR. CALENDAR: SATURDAY JUNE 27th, in the Year of Our Lord 2009.
Whynatte and Esperanza have reunited for a trifecta of summer parties, starting off with a rooftop spectacular at Six Feet Under this Saturday night.
Many of you may have been there for the party we threw last summer on the rooftop of [...]

Bevnet: Whynatte Best Tasting Coffee of Any Coffee and Energy Blend

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Bevnet.com Executive Summary:
The Whynatte Latte is an excellent tasting product, but the company’s position is faulty and the company’s upper management obviously prays to many Gods. What they’re missing is the fact that most people hate the way energy drinks taste, and would rather drink something with the same functionality as an energy drink, [...]

New Whynatte BFF?

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Ignore the US Weekly, and come straight to Whynatte.com for your up to the minute celebrity gossip. Who’s hooking with who, who’s making big deals, and how the latest fashion trends are shaping up for Fall 2009 (hint: eel skin is in, ed hardy is still out).
One of the hottest and most talented musicians [...]

Hot Off the Panini Press

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

A few pieces of online Whynatte press hit the wire this week.
First up, a sultry review by Packaging Digest. For those in the know, Packaging Digest is synonymous with lurid sex, high stakes drama, and nail biting tales of government conspiracy and espionage.
In addition, Packaging Digest provides the highest level of information to its [...]

$138,560.00

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Hypothetical situation: You’re the parent of a bright-eyed high school senior, and you find a briefcase containing $138,560 in unmarked bills. Which of the following items do you choose to spend the money on:
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Item 4
Item 5
I guess it’s not fair to compare the joy of owning a near rocket ship, [...]

Step by Step Whynatte Tutorial

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

No commentary necessary, the photos tell the story.
Mudd, bartender extraordinaire at Sabroso shows you how it’s done:

What the FUCK?

Monday, June 1st, 2009

So the easiest route to go with this post would be to talk about the ripened casaba melons attached to the top branches of the casaba tree in this photo. In terms of easy things to write about, this is what we like to call, “low hanging casaba fruit.”
In my opinion, what is more [...]