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WHYNATTE AUGUST NEWSLETTER
KEEPING YOU IN THE LACTOSE LOOP
AUGUST 2009

CREATIVE LOAFING BEST OF ATLANTA 2009:
Please cast your vote for Whynatte as this year’s best Local personality to follow on Twitter and Local blog/blogger. Cast your vote by clicking on THIS LINK. Both of the categories that we’re hoping to win are listed in the CITYSCAPE section [...]

Seeing Andy ride into work on a camel this morning got me thinking that maybe we’ve gotten a little caught up in all of the fame and fortune we’ve achieved with the Whynatte. I mean, doesn’t everybody feed their bald eagles live prey, or am I jaded? Whenever I start feeling like this, [...]

My suggestion for the day is to pick up a ticket to Whynatte & Esperanza’s August 15th party at STATS.
Why? Because you’re never going to see Bobby Ray playing with a full band, in a venue this small, ever again. B.o.B’s stock is rising faster than a Challah bread from Goldberg’s Deli.
Also on [...]

A sampler platter of photos that we’ve received over the past few week:
I found this vintage 1970’s Whynatte photo in a photo album in my parent’s attic. This photo dates back to the days when the teenagers were just starting to dabble with hallucinogenic latte:

Bobby Ray aka B.o.B aka Marty the Music Maker and [...]

…Because on August 15th, the party ham is cooked to perfection.
Whynatte and Esperanza ATL present the truest celebration of the summer to ever take place. Who in their right mind brings together B.o.B and The Constellations on the same stage?
Like I asked my mother before my Bar Mitzvah, “What in God’s name does this [...]

I woke up this morning fully clothed in a Chicago hotel room, with my head beating like a conga drum, and my mouth dryer than a camel pelt. My business partner Andy was laying next to me, so passed out that I could have harvested his kidney without him waking up. The last thing [...]

More details to come later this week, but suffice to say that this time we’ve outdone ourselves:

When my intern Lauren isn’t busy playing with crayons and making orange marmalade, she’s spends most of her time locked in our maintenance closet perusing YouTube videos of Ben Deignan. Ben’s got a nice spread of videos, such as this one, this one, and this one. She hasn’t quite come out and said [...]

“Are employees allowed to enter? I used to be a competitive eater.”
- A comment by one of the kitchen staff a Front Page News in Little 5 Points.
Buck Davis be warned, it looks like there’s a legitimate challenger to your wing eating title.
Last summer, Whynatte and Hotlanta Hot Sauce teamed up for a wing eating [...]

Phillip T. Annand is a blogger for the insanely prolific culture and fashion site Hypebeast.com, a designer of wearable textiles (aka clothing), a connoisseur of design, and a big player on the underground Brooklyn quiche scene.
Phil is also the next person to fall victim to the Whynatte epidemic, a lactose wave that’s sweeping the nation. [...]

We don’t normally post the Whynatte related activities of poor people on this blog, but occasionally you’ve we make an exception. However, as we’ve proven time after time, the poor and weak will be mocked endlessly on Whynatte.com:
Sorry, private jet not large enough:

Sorry, pilots not drunk/gay enough:

Sorry, flight manifest not long enough:

Sorry, Burlwood trim [...]

Humans aren’t the only ones that love Whynatte:

In case you were wondering what it looks like when lots of people come together in black & white for a Whynatte party, wonder no more. In some third world countries, a picture is worth a thousand ripened yams. So hand over the yams motherfucker, and check out these photos from this past [...]

This year the 4th of July holiday is falling on a Saturday, leading many Atlantans to stay in the city for their Independence revelry.
A premium choice for this weekend’s activities is Smith’s Olde Bar in Midtown, where DJ Black Dominoes, Judi Chicago, and Noot D’ Noot are doing a weekend residency upstairs.
Judi Chicago is Travis [...]