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Erin Dillard may as well have written the editorial version of To Kill A Mockingbird with her most recent write-up of the Whynatte Latte for Points North Magazine. Is it wrong to cry tears of joy when reading a beverage review? If it is wrong, then I don’t want to write. Or [...]

Jewish people, like myself, have a long tradition of trying to enter the hip-hop game. For instance, under the cover of the oh-so-creative name Tropical Jews, my friend Jacob and I used to lay down ill-timed verses in our friend Mike Honablue’s basement back in high school. Needless to say, our hip-hop careers never [...]

You may have heard about this new rapper by the name of Big Boi. I think he was a part of a little group called the Outkast, or maybe it was Third Eye Blind. Anyway, I’m not up to speed on the Des Moines hip-hop scene, so your guess is as good as [...]

Wondering what you’re going to do tonight, now that Gossip Girl is back to reruns? Don’t fret, there are still plenty of good times to be had.
The Star Bar is my official choice for place to see a band named after a predatory fish that’s native to tropical and subtropical oceans. What the [...]

In case you haven’t noticed, as of late it seems that all of the good latte makers are coming out of Central America. Think about it: Pedro “the clover” Martinez, Raul “la crema bueno” Sanchez, and of course six-time female lactose champion Guadalupe “froth queen” Ortega. What do they all have in [...]

Check out B.o.B killing it this morning on 11 Alive’s morning show. No doubt Kyle wanted to kill himself when he had to meet up with the rest of the band at 2:30am to get to the station in time for the shoot. Also, he’s wearing a Whynatte shirt, which makes the nectar that [...]

Shooting starts this Saturday, August 15th. Aside from feral cats and coyotes, what is it that’s being shot? Check it: 23 Seconds. If it ain’t a goddamn movie.
Also, presale tickets are almost sold out for the B.o.B and Constellations show this Saturday night at STATS. If you haven’t done so already, [...]

I managed to dig up some footage from the B.o.B show at this year’s SXSW in Austin, TX. The show footage is interspersed with an interview of B.o.B, an interview in which we discover that B.o.B is from Decatur, and that he enjoys trapping feral cats with homemade wire traps. The footage works as [...]

A charming fellow by the name of Don sent us a photo of him wearing his Whynatte shirt in South Korea.
Says Don, “South Korea was really great, and the people were just as nice as they could be. However, things did get a little awkward, and I’m not even sure why, when I started [...]

Let’s go tubing. And by tubing, I don’t mean slang for covering an intern in cod oil, and sliding him through a storm drainage pipe.  I’m talking about the new 6-pack Whynatte Latte tube, now available in the Whynatte Store.
Order your own 6-pack tube today!
Only $15, with shipping to any destination in the lower [...]

If you start buying cases of Whynatte on a regular basis, we’ll start delivering them in person to your home. Show me the CEO of another beverage company that makes home deliveries at 11pm on a Tuesday night, and I’ll show you how to bathe an adult porcupine without getting quilled. In other words, [...]

It would be foolhardy to claim that everyone is a winner, because frankly everybody isn’t a winner. If you take the time to keep score, which we do, you’ll find that many people are being beaten soundly in the game of life. Which is not to say that the game of life is [...]

Snoop Dogg and Slightly Stoopid kept the Whynatte Latte on ice in the backstage cooler during a recent show in Atlanta. When you see the gold lid, you know it’s Whynatte.
In other news, we recently bought a non-functional commercial ice maker off of Craigslist from a man by the name of Mohamed. [...]