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Killing spoiled bratty teenagers with hatchets is the kind of activity that is endorsed by Whynatte, so I was more than pleased to see our product all over MTV’s new movie My Super Psycho Sweet 16. In fact, I was so overjoyed that I actually thought about releasing one of the bratty little kids [...]

So I was about to head out back and feed a box of crayons to my llamas, when a photo in the most recent issue of Creative Loafing caught my attention. It was a photo of a bar scene, or possibly a refugee camp, with people crowded together trying to get to a man [...]

Sure, the sign is a little bit over the top, decorative, and elaborate, but you get the general idea:

Wow. Now that’s what I call a party. The Whynatte One-Year Anniversary Party with Bobby Ray was one for the ages. All ages. Including those the age of my mom. But that’s neither here nor there.
Thanks to everyone that came out. You made me so happy that I wanted [...]

Tomorrow, October 16th, is the Whynatte One Year Anniversary Party at Smith’s Olde Bar!
With Bobby Ray as our headliner, it’s bound to be a ridiculously good time.
Get your tickets at TicketAlternative.com, and get there early - we’re giving away a free Whynatte shot to the first 100 people through the door!
Oh, and Andy is [...]

Anyway, in case you missed it, there is a movie being made about this whole Whynatte adventure. It’s called 23 Seconds and if I told you why it’s called 23 Seconds I’d have to kill you.
From the film’s website, “23 Seconds is the semi-humorous documentary about two men who turned an inside joke into [...]

I don’t threaten our beloved customers with injections of cobra venom on a regular basis, but missing the Whynatte 1-year anniversary party would be the type of behavior that would warrant such a strident treatment.
Yes, it’s been nearly a year since we launched the Whynatte Latte. We started with nothing but a latte and [...]

These photos from the Glenn Hotel are overdue like a giraffe that’s been gestating for 20 months. Given the fact that the normal gestation period for a giraffe is a hearty 14 months, that would mean that it’s high time I put some of these photos up on the Whynatte blog.
The Judi Chicago 7″ [...]

Find the name, date of birth, and exact weight in kilograms of the guy that’s wearing the red striped shirt on the far side of the stadium and WIN a free baby gazelle and a case of Whynatte: