WHYNATTE

The other night I was looking for a hotbed of men, dressed up as women, drinking coffee. You know how you get in one of those moods? Well, Thailand was a little too far to go on a whim, so I settled on drag show at Atlanta’s own Burkhart’s Pub.
And boy oh boys [...]

Some people may see the upper management of Whynatte driving around the city in fancy new automobiles, wearing custom tailored peacock feather vests, with our faces covered in sevruga caviar, and think themselves, “those jackasses don’t care about autistic children.”
Well, we’re here to set the record straight. We do care about children with autism. [...]

Those little rascals over at Motion Family assembled this masterpiece from the Bobby Ray performance at the Whynatte One Year Anniversary Party. Seeing as though many of you were there, but blacked out drunk, this should provide a convenient overview of what you missed.
Bobby Ray is returning to Smith’s Olde Bar on December 17th, [...]

The blurry figure in the background of this photo is none other than Soulja Boy, and the delectable ready-to-drink latte in the foreground is none other than the Whynatte Latte.
I’d write something more humorous if I weren’t about to run out of the office to meet my accountant for lunch, only to be told that [...]

The last time I sat down for a photo shoot was 18 years, when I was modeling the latest yarmulke fashions ago for Bar Mitzvah Monthly, a Hebrew trade magazine that was basically the equivalent of US Weekly at the local synagogues.
Fast forward to 2009, and I’m striking a pose for the newly launched 944 [...]

While you were busy coating your bloated naked body in homemade orange marmalade, we were busy having a raucous Halloween party. First stop was Center Stage, for the so-called “Greatest Halloween Party Ever.” How do I know it was the greatest ever? Well, I found myself drinking moonshine with a man in [...]