WHYNATTE

Like a fig tree crawling with spider monkeys that will eventually no longer bear fig, so to does the inventory of Whynatte decrease over time. Part of running the Whynatte company involves timing the proverbial decrease in figs with the procurement of a fresh fig laden tree. It’s called inventory management, and whether you’re [...]

Hidey ho, neighbors. With the holiday season upon us, and the heartfelt cheer in the air, we’ve decided to throw a last minute Christmas party. Actually, it’s not so last minute, more that I’m getting the word out about it “last minute.” I’ve been busy messing with the business end of a menorah. [...]

In the interest of doing something that would make my mom irate, I decided to get a Whynatte tattoo on my wrist. I was going to tell her that I’m boycotting Hanukkah, but I figured that I was only going to end up spearing my own proverbial halibut if I took that approach.
How about [...]

Whynatte is bringing back B.o.B aka Bobby Ray to Smith’s Olde Bar on December 17th. If case you’ve never had the opportunity to see what it looks like to actually live up to the hype, a live B.o.B show may very well be the perfect opportunity to do so. Given the fact that [...]

I was featured on Atlanta’s Fox 5 this morning. And while I love eating birds, thankfully I avoided eating crow for breakfast.
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