WHYNATTE

I’m not typically awake at 3am unless I’m faded like an old quilt and tossing back fajita tacos at Taco Cabana. Not so this morning, as Andy and I had a 4:30am call time for an appearance on the CBS Better Mornings show. Apparently there is an entire world of people who are [...]

Been a minute without a post on the Whynatte blog, but please don’t let that get your yalmulke all messed up and out of place.  We’ve been working hard on some big projects, and should have a lot of news to report over the next few weeks.
Anyway, here’s a quick round up of what’s going [...]

If your plans this week involve the placement of a severed horse head in Andy’s yard, you may want to hold off until next week for maximum impact. Reason being that we’re down in Savannah for the week, launching the Whynatte in this majestic little town.
Whynatte has a genuine connection to Savannah, in that [...]

Making homemade candles from powdered walrus tusk isn’t the only thing that my friend Orion excels at, he’s also pretty darn good at making a Whynatte. To see him in action is to observe a master craftsman at work. From his laser-like focus, to his unrelenting attention to detail, Orion treats Whynatte preparation like [...]

It doesn’t take a flyer for a sweet Jersey Shore party to know that I’ve been working the deltoids pretty hard lately. But, it certainly doesn’t hurt. I mean, if you got it you may as well flaunt it. That’s what I say.
Once you’re through admiring the sweet haircut, make a note [...]

This Thursday, take a trip back in time, to the days when Whynattes were served hot from a church urn, and the night blended into the day like a horse hoof blended into a banana smoothie.
For a quick El Bar/Whynatte history lesson, check out this link, or this link, this link, and this link, along [...]

Ever since signing their big record deal with Virgin Records, the Constellations have been collecting endangered animal skulls and flying on private jets. No worries though, they haven’t let it go to their heads; They’re still the same sober Christian band that we all know an love.
Whynatte & PBR are bringing the Constellations to [...]

A few new items in the world of Whynatte:
Fast forward through one of the most exciting interviews of all time, to minute 4 of this clip from Perez Hilton’s site.
Notice anything familiar?

This has nothing to do directly with Whynatte, but it’s still without a doubt the place to be from 7-10 tonight. Greg Mike [...]

In the name of expediency, it only took us 9 months to get the Whynatte van custom wrapped. At Whynatte, we obviously like to get things done quickly. If our goal was to make sure that we had the van wrapped prior to vans themselves actually becoming obsolete, then I would call this [...]

Pub crawls are like pelicans: Everybody loves them, yet very few people actually own them.
That all changes February 20th. For the first time in the history of pub crawls, Whynatte is going to give you the opportunity to visit multiple bars during the day, and take home a live pelican. If we can’t [...]

Happy New Year from your friends and acquaintances at Whynatte Enterprises, LLC. We hope that your year has started off well.
For the past 3 years, even prior to having an actual canned version of the Whynatte, we’ve sponsored our friend Abby’s NYE party. Dubbed “Happy Town,” most likely because of the number [...]

Like a fig tree crawling with spider monkeys that will eventually no longer bear fig, so to does the inventory of Whynatte decrease over time. Part of running the Whynatte company involves timing the proverbial decrease in figs with the procurement of a fresh fig laden tree. It’s called inventory management, and whether you’re [...]

Hidey ho, neighbors. With the holiday season upon us, and the heartfelt cheer in the air, we’ve decided to throw a last minute Christmas party. Actually, it’s not so last minute, more that I’m getting the word out about it “last minute.” I’ve been busy messing with the business end of a menorah. [...]

In the interest of doing something that would make my mom irate, I decided to get a Whynatte tattoo on my wrist. I was going to tell her that I’m boycotting Hanukkah, but I figured that I was only going to end up spearing my own proverbial halibut if I took that approach.
How about [...]

Whynatte is bringing back B.o.B aka Bobby Ray to Smith’s Olde Bar on December 17th. If case you’ve never had the opportunity to see what it looks like to actually live up to the hype, a live B.o.B show may very well be the perfect opportunity to do so. Given the fact that [...]