While you were busy coating your bloated naked body in homemade orange marmalade, we were busy having a raucous Halloween party. First stop was Center Stage, for the so-called “Greatest Halloween Party Ever.” How do I know it was the greatest ever? Well, I found myself drinking moonshine with a man in a full sized hamburger outfit at 3 in the morning, and then proceeded to demolish three Taco Cabana fajita tacos before hitting the sack. When I woke up wearing a 4 inch gold dollar sign medallion, I knew that the party had been a success.
New Rule: Anytime you wake up wearing a gold dollar sign medallion that’s larger than 3 inches, you know it was a good night.
Big thanks to Lee Starnes for setting up and manning the photo booth.
Quick story: I decide that I’ll be Maverick from Top Gun for Halloween. I procure a full on Maverick flight suit off of Ebay, with guaranteed delivery by Halloween. The flight suit doesn’t arrive in time, so I’m stuck with no costume on Halloween day. Maybe they meant guaranteed delivery by Halloween 2012. With no Halloween costume and only a few short hours until the party, I did what anyone in my position would do: Wear a full Adidas track suit and headband. When some irresponsible jackass on Ebay gives you lemons…
BTW, if anyone is in the market for a Top Gun flight suit, I’ve got one for cheap:

Nice to see the Esperanza ATL foam hand making a cameo appearance at the party:

Looks like business casual day at Whynatte Enterprises:












Who said that a mop can’t be used as a Halloween costume?


Finding a babysitter on Halloween is always a bitch:



Per usual, The Constellations made me long for the days when people used to fight with swords:


Andy rocks the lower side farmers tan:





This guy was a dead ringer for Jon, from Jon & Kate Plus 8. And yes, I want to slit my throat for even knowing who that is:

Pretty sure this is the hamburger-headed fellow that I found myself drinking moonshine with at 3am. Although, that could have just been the moonshine:

